Well, this is a little awkward… after working out a deal with Michael Bluth regarding wholesale patch orders, Byron ‘Buster’ Bluth came upon the first patches that were delivered to the banana stand. According to reports he immediately took the entire order back to his room and began to play with them. “I think he wanted to start a patch collection,” Michael Bluth said, “… at least he did until he came upon a patch that caused a bit of mental breakdown and I heard him crying out…”
“Not the Death Card Patch!!!”
– Byron ‘Buster’ Bluth
We are not sure what in his past caused him to react so violently to this particular patch. Perhaps some of you can shed some light on this one? We would love your feedback on this pressing issue, so feel free to leave some feedback below.